Rejected Jokes for My Sermon on Abraham

Almost said this one. Pulled back just in time.

Abraham was called out of the city of Ur. Ur you’ll remember is situated about 10 miles south of the pirate city of Ar!

Wait, the next one is worse.

Ur was a bustling metroplis, an economic center, a cultural center. You might have heard of the the Top 40 hit by Nelly It’s Getting Hot in Ur

I did use humor, but there were more a part of the storytelling and less like Jay Leno one-liners.


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