Top 5 Things I, as a Good Christian, Am Thankful For
In case you end up playing that game this Thanksgiving where you’re asked to share something you’re thankful for, here are the top 5 things I, as a good Christian, am thankful for.
I am thankful:
- That we live in a Christian nation. (and by Christian, I mean Christian like our Founding Fathers, in which case I mean deist).
- That our President is a Christian defending Christian values (not the value of taking care of widows, orphans, and foreigners in our land, the other ones. The good ones).
- That God wants to give me the desires of my heart. (Dear Santa God, I desire a 13 inch, 2 gigabyte MacBook).
- That I am not like other people: swindlers, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector.
- That Halloween and its pagan traditions are behind us and we can look forward to the pure Christian holiday of Christmas.
I am, however, truly thankful for my smoking hot wife.
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- 11.7.07 / 12pm
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